St. Patrick’s Day is one of our favorite days of the year. It’s best celebrated with fun and festive St. Patrick’s Day games, maybe some homemade St. Patrick’s Day decorations, and even the best St. Patrick’s Day recipes (we’re looking at you, Irish soda bread!). And for the adults there are some special green cocktails, Irish beers or even Irish whiskey. But before you ditch your favorite green sweater, you better be prepared to entertain your friends and family with something fun St. Patrick’s Day jokes.
These jokes are kid-friendly, but their groaning — yet undeniably silly — punchlines are guaranteed to get adults giggling, too. While you can share some meaningful St. Patrick’s Day quotes or St. Patrick’s Day Instagram captions on social media, you can also add some of these jokes to make sure the day is filled with laughter.
Every holiday needs some festive humor, and we think these St. Patrick’s Day jokes are just what your Paddy’s Day needs to put a little pep into your step!
Funny Leprechaun Jokes
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What spells do goblins use? lucky charm!
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Where do goblins live? In Lepre condos.
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What’s small, happy and green everywhere? A goblin that recycles.
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What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold? A Jump Rechaun.
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Why do goblins hate running? They would rather jipe than jog.
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Why do goblins love the garden? You have a green thumb!
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What do you call a goblin prank? A Saint Pat trick.
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What happens when a goblin falls into the sea? Of course he gets wet.
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Why not borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they are always a bit short.
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Are goblins good secretaries? Sure, they’re great in shorthand!
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When does a goblin cross the road? When it turns green!
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Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? Get to the other side!
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What do you call a goblin who broke the law? A leper scammer!
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How did the goblin win the race? He took a shortcut.
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What did the goblin say when the video game ended? game clover!
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What did the giant say to the goblin? look up!
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How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke? He’s Dublin laughing!
Funny Irish Jokes
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What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’Furniture.
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You know you’ve overdone it on St. Patrick’s Day when you think you kiss the Blarney Stone and then he kisses you back.
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What’s the best shoe to wear on St. Patrick’s Day? Leper Entertainment.
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How do you know if an Irishman is having fun? He’s Dublin laughing!
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Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.
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Are people getting jealous of the Irish? Yes, they are green with envy!
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What do you get when you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St O’Clause!
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What is the name of a giant Irish spider? Paddy long legs.
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Why do the Irish recycle? They like it green!
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How should you buy drinks on St. Patrick’s Day? With soda bread.
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How do musicians show up on St. Patrick’s Day? They play their boasts.
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How do you greet someone on March 17? Happy St Patrick’s Day to you Irish.
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What do you call a bad Irish dance? A jig error.
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Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? Because they always wear green.
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What instrument would a braggart play on St. Patrick’s Day? The boasts.
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What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? boo!
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What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland? Some horse lost his hoof!
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Why not iron a four leaf clover? You could try your luck!
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How can you tell that a potato is not from Ireland? If it’s french fries.
Funny shamrock jokes
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What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock!
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What is the difference between wisdom and happiness? One is smart. The other is clover.
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Why not iron a four leaf clover? You could try your luck!
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Why is cubic zirconia so popular on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they are billRock.
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Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real stones are too heavy.
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What music should you listen to on St. Patrick’s Day? Sham Rock and Roll.
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Where can you always find a shamrock? In the dictionary.
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What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun? Look for clover there.
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What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick’s Day? game clover.
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What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day? You are very clover!
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What does it mean when you find a four leaf clover? That you have too much time!
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What is an Irish jig called at McDonald’s? A shamrock shake.
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What do you call a nomad with a lucky charm? A rover with four blades.
Knock knock jokes for St. Patrick’s Day
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Labyrinth. Warren who? Warren something green for St. Patrick’s Day?
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Have a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Beat. Pat who? Put your shoes on and let’s go to the St. Patrick’s Day party!
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? erin Erin who? Erin go bragh!
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? shamrock. clover who? Clover here and I’ll tell you!
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Potty. potty who? Potty Gold at the end of the rainbow.
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